Friday Energy Independence (rated R)
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| An Energy-Independent Future | ||||
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| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| An Energy-Independent Future | ||||
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Solution to Airport Security, Health Care Woes
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) In what some in the White House are calling a "win/win" solution to the nation's airport security and health care reform problems, starting next month U.S. airports will begin conducting full body scans that will double as annual physical checkups.
President Obama announced the breakthrough solution, telling reporters, "With this all-purpose exam, we will be able to find everything from a hidden weapon to a spot on your lung."
After scanning a passenger, Mr. Obama said, "We will either give you a clean bill of health or wrestle you to the ground."
An absolutely on-target parody of mainstream media, imagining how they might have covered the invasion of Normandy with today’s enhanced technology—and today’s relentless negativity.
Hat tip: Charles
I can't wait to see the Democratic version! Hat tip: Steve B.
TYPE IN a command under the dog and see what happens....Sit, roll over, down, s
tand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, etc., and.....it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized..!!
Make sure you type in "Kiss", too, but do it last!!! Click here.
Hat tip Marcia L.
The way it used to be, only OLD people will remember this stuff
Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?"
"We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow."
"C'mon dad, seriously, Where did you eat?"
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