11 posts categorized "Humor"

June 18, 2010

Friday Energy Independence (rated R)

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
An Energy-Independent Future
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

January 15, 2010

Friday: Full Body Scans to Double as Annual Checkups

Solution to Airport Security, Health Care Woes

Body scan WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) In what some in the White House are calling a "win/win" solution to the nation's airport security and health care reform problems, starting next month U.S. airports will begin conducting full body scans that will double as annual physical checkups.
President Obama announced the breakthrough solution, telling reporters, "With this all-purpose exam, we will be able to find everything from a hidden weapon to a spot on your lung."
After scanning a passenger, Mr. Obama said, "We will either give you a clean bill of health or wrestle you to the ground."

 

January 02, 2009

Friday - Apple Discovers the Wheel!


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

June 04, 2008

D-Day: Crisis On Omaha

An absolutely on-target parody of mainstream media, imagining how they might have covered the invasion of Normandy with today’s enhanced technology—and today’s relentless negativity.

Hat tip: Charles

June 02, 2008

Friday - I'm voting Republican

I can't wait to see the Democratic version!  Hat tip: Steve B.

December 07, 2007

Friday Mom's Lament - hysterical!

  Hat tip:  Lisa S.

August 18, 2007

Weekend Dog Tricks

TYPE IN a command under the dog and see what happens....Sit, roll over, down, sDog_trick_2tand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, etc., and.....it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized..!!

Make sure you type in "Kiss", too, but do it last!!!   Click here.

Hat tip Marcia L.

June 17, 2007

Older Than Dirt

8_pic The  way it used to be, only OLD people will remember this  stuff


Hey  Dad,"  one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food   when you were growing up?"

"We  didn't  have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food   was slow."
"C'mon dad, seriously, Where did you   eat?"

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May 11, 2007

Friday Funnies - Laziness is the mother of invention

Friday Funnies - Laziness is the mother of invention

Do you have an idea for a Friday Funny?  Send it to Editor@OurMontville.com.

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April 27, 2007

Friday Funnies - Only in America

Man’s best friend may have a new best friend after Eli Lilly and Co. won U.S. approval to sell its former blockbuster antidepressant Prozac to treat misbehaving dogs.

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